sometimes when i’m at a mcdonalds, i wait until nobody is looking, and then i stick my hand inside the straw dispenser and touch all the straws.
— david bowie

mermaidsandmisandry:

zachary quintOH my god are those eyebrows for real

therealmistersquidward:

Nipples are so funny, I think they’re hilariolas

theniftyfifties: Seventeen magazine cover, May 1951.

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

vulcanlala: Let the uncontrollable sobbing commence.

You have my permission not to love me;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks.

— Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via thenewkidrevival)
runenweib: Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.

shaggydoge:

*spock voice* these chicken fingers are the bomb