sometimes when i’m at a mcdonalds, i wait until nobody is looking, and then i stick my hand inside the straw dispenser and touch all the straws.
— david bowie

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

heckayeah:

blowpopper:

have you ever felt so important that you feel like the world would go to war because of you?

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imherwolf:

shantelle214
psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world